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华诤回，睡。第晚，楼吃早餐，父母亲姑姑买东西，表姐Cindy穿牛仔裤T-shirt,光脚丫，腿踩缩椅，正餐桌坐吃东西呢。

“Hey, Matty, finally get up，Ah?”

比华诤岁表姐Cindy岳思思ABC，传“香蕉”。她短烫卷卷贴头皮，瘦瘦，皮肤故意晒比较黑，眼睛很。外貌美很吃开——美以为，东女孩应该长黑立体才叫神韵。

她打招呼让华诤意思抓抓头。宋云贞正院，关门，回身华诤：

“哟，宝贝儿，？”

站华母旁菲佣，硬文：

“少爷吃什早餐？”

“随便”

华母：

“姐姐样吃牛奶包？”

“，谢谢奶奶”

华母接菲佣手餐盘，边把早餐放餐桌边：

“昨怎晚才回？”

“Granny, He definitely had se last night.”

Cindy脸外祖母解释，眼睛却华诤挤眉弄眼。华诤点怀疑己英文水平：

“I didn’t have anything last night. I ae bak and I ent straight t sleep.”

Cindy指张开，双掌耳朵两边朝外举：

“ E~Liar! Whatever yu say . Hey, Whatever yu say!”

华诤觉己肯跟表姐什误，拉开椅坐她：

“I’ nt lying. I dn’t have t.OK?FYI, hat d yu ean hen yu said I had se? Had se hat?”

“SEX! Of urse!”

华诤口牛奶喷餐桌。

Cindy笑接：

“What d yu think I ean?”

华母忙给拍背：

“怎？宝贝，慢点喝！吃饭话嘛。”

华诤边抽张纸捂嘴咳嗽，边朝祖母摆摆手、示意她帮忙。华母便拿抹布擦桌：

“姐弟俩什呢？”

华诤忙：

“什，什。”

“It’s OK t have sex,Matty, yu dn’t have t lie. I get it——Yu are a grn-up, yu are in a relatinship,yu have sex.That’s hat peple d. Hey, I bet yur girlfriend ust be really aese t keep yu that lng. ”

华诤连连朝表姐摇手：

“We didn’t have sex. We’ve never had sex.”

“Whaaaat?!”

Cindy华诤眼神，让华诤觉己像侏罗纪世界恐龙。

“Yu serius? ”

“Yeah. Why uld I lie sething abut that?”

华诤顿顿，既表姐光明磊落，想做萎缩怕，便露奈苦笑，坦白：

“Althugh I really ant t. T be hnest , It’s killing e! Yu kn ,the hle NO SEX thing.”

“S yu are ht?”

“What d yu expet? I’ve never had sex in y entire life. Lk at e, Sis.! I’ alays ht! OK? Hever, y girlfriend, she’s t shy. I dn’t ant t sare her ff.”

Cindy深感己表弟文化差异鸿沟深深,两根本鸡鸭讲：

“Hey ,Matty, Seety, lk, yu gtta have sex ith yur girlfriend, yu gtta have WILD sex ith yur girlfriend——that’s hat byfriends d.That’s hat uld keep yur girlfriend lser. I an ensure yu that yu are nt the nly ne h’s ht. Wen have needs.”

“Really?”

Cindy翻“”白眼，把脚放，正襟危坐，像准备谈什关计民：

“I’ a girl,right? I’ve had byfriends. I gt a say in this staff. Yu gtta believe e,Matty, ark y rds——Wen have needs. Just g and eet the needs. Make yur an happy.”

华诤觉表姐背放万金光——简直派拯救使！

“But I dn’t kn h t bring it up. I lve y girlfriend t uh. I dn’t ant...”

“W W”

Cindy 双掌向外，像推什东西：

“Wait a inute, Matty, Mathe, Matt Wa. Wait a inute! Yu saidaaa yu LOVE her? Are yu sure? Lve is a big rd. We dn’t use it unless e really feel it.”

“Yeah. I an’t be re sure. I lve her. Ever sine the first tie I sa her, I’ve been falling lve ith her. Atually, as days g by, I lve her even re. Lk, She is the seetest girl I’ve ever seen. If anything, I’ hpelessly and desperately in lve ith her.”

Cindy脸绷紧，眼珠瞪眼眶转转：

“W, OK. Lud and lear. Great. Gd fr yu, Matty! Gd fr yu. S yu are in lve. Des she lve yu bak?”

提茬，华诤点黯神伤,耸耸肩：

“Well, I guess nt. I dn’t think s.”

伸长手臂拍表弟肩膀，Cindy慢慢：

“Hey, have yu ever heard the pe?”

“What pe?”

“’T be ith a an h desn’t lve yu bak, is re lnely than t be alne’”

为句话，姐弟俩默哀几秒钟。华诤想什,拍拍桌：

“Fus! Sis. Fus! Anyay, I dn’t ant t ake things eird beteen e and y girlfriend. Are there any tips? Anything uld lead us t``` yu kn?”

“OK”

Cindy摊摊手，笑：

“Yu are faily. Tehnially, yu are y little brther. I’ yur big sister. And I lve yu. I d. Hene, I uld help yu ut henever yu need e. First f all”

Cindy 右手左手扳手指头：

“Yu gtta get a r fr yu t. Be alne, fr Gd sake! ”

，鉴美意识差异，Cindy放补充问句：

“Is yur girlfriend OK ith that?”

华诤点点头：

“Yeah. I an ake that happen.”

“OK. Sendly, there is a stry hih uld ake yur girlfriend ant t have sex ith yu vluntarily. Hever, Yu gtta state it right.”

神奇？

“What stry?”

华诤正以空绝高涨热忱态度习，回。华珮门，远远听两姐弟话，便喝：

“思思，忘记之间承诺？准文！”

岑兰笑：

“许英文吧？”

华珮笑：

“唉，被她气糊涂。，准英文！准英文！”

岳思思站，华诤抓住她短袖阻止她离开：

“什故？”

岳思思为难：

“，姑姑准英文。知文怎，文，翻译。”